Sick of being told he had no sense of humor, GOD decided the next plague would be funny and horrible.

Bob knew he had a SERIOUS drinking problem when he somehow managed to drive his house through the Kindergarten playground.

Michael Jackson arrested for using "Baited" house.

Sometimes you don't need a sign that says "Child Predator"

"A Nightmare on Sesame Street"

Garfield climbed as high as he could, but the Zombie Muppets where everywhere. "Fuck you, Monday!"

Bob's House of Taxidermy and Daycare Center never became the phenomenal success he had dreamed.

I said pick up your goddamn toys im sick of seeing them laying all over the house.

On the bright side, the many stuffed animals brought joy to visiting children. On the not-so-bright-side, he raped visiting children.

After years of isolation, Christopher Robin finally snaps.

"I swear it, Mom! All of Kimmy's stuffed animals came to life! They were in here just now! They were trying to KILL ME!!" "Well, ok then, Mr. Smartypants. Where are they now? They all just disappeared? Go back to bed."

The Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson of Vlad the Impaler sends a messages to his enemies. GET STUFFED.

Animal House 2.

Martha Stewart and her damned glue gun.

Okay, you got me - where the hell IS Waldo?