Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

After countless years of searching, Axl found the railing that killed his father. This time, he was ready.

Quick, someone bring me a lighter. THIS IS GONING TO BE F$#!ING AWSOME!!!

When not busting heads, Vega moonlights as the singer of a rock band

Oh, look. Will Ferrell is promoting a new film.

"do you have any Van Halen?" "Yes sir, those CDs are upstairs. If you will follow me......"

Spidermullet, Spidermullet, does whatever a Spidermullet does.

Larry tried to hold on, but his mullet was just too heavy...

Everyone stared at Rob's cameltoe in disbelief.

Well, we found ONE of the people whose brains were for sale yesterday.

For the love of God! Where's the fucking bathroom in this place?!?!

This is basically a visual representation of Bit Torrent tearing Tower Records apart from the ground up.

Looks like someone forgot to ground the mic.

Looking up, Bobby realized that "Take Your Son to Work Day" really sucks when your dad makes crystal meth.

Both audience members agreed, this was the best show they'd seen in years.