Now remember, kids, safety first. Notice the man wore his helmet.

Where will you be when explosive diarriah strikes!

"I ain't gonna let no goddamn piece of tin screwed to the side of a gas pump tell me where I can and can't smoke." --Last words of Evil Kowalski

This is going to be so cool....FLAME ON!!!OH SHIT!!! FLAME OFF!!! FLAME OFF!!!!

Everyone knows the deal: If you break a Guiness World Record you're reveered as a legend. If you shatter one you're trialed as a witch.

Marcus was disapointed by the lack of attention his mohawk was getting

Anyone else noticed the kid's holding a tank full of petrol?

"i bet you $10 you cant out run fire"

Halo on Xbox LIVE

Ed spun around and thrust his right leg backwards, suprising the fire elemental and hitting for (+2) points of damage.

The live action Pokemon movie was shit.

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah!Help me Tom Cruise!"

Friday on Fox. When BBQ's ATTACK.

"Wow My Dad is Ghost Rider! Dad? Dad, Ghost Rider doesn't scream in agony... Aw Crap."

It was a bad idea to give the human flamethrower mexican food for lunch.