The U.S. military is now developing a $30,000,000 stick to put through the spokes.
maple_manIt seems like only days ago the Mayans were riding those ridiculous wooden scooters.
grantseanMr. Garrison is going to be pissed that the North Koreans got their hands on IT.
chidunozThe Wheel of The Soldier Of Fortune.
mellowdCirque de Seoul, eh?
pcyopickThe Chinese military prepares to invade the Island of Misfit Toys.
BigPineDanHowever, they soon approached their greatest adversary...the slightly-inclined ramp
tim23891That's strange...I just see a bunch of red, yellow and blue wheels rolling around by themselves...
Mr_K_TwigA Scene From "Tiananmen Square: The Musical"
eph292Yeah, well what the FUCK have you invented lately?
Calvin_CrackYou nutty Asians... Enjoy your cheap, economical wheels. Meanwhile, America will be designing crazy, over-sized wheels to compensate for our tiny genitalia.
BigPineDan"This intellegence can't be correct!" "Mr. President, we have photographic proof: China has aquired wheel technology. The bamboo curtain has fallen."
robert_paulsonWhen they cycle really fast, their enemies go into an epileptic fit.
mellowdSoon there would be huge,military grade hamsters...soon.
samcatShould gays ever be fully accepted in the military, the Pentagon already has a plan.
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