No one's buying it, Mexibot. You're still getting deported.

People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.

Jeff: [imitating J.P] My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

The Wizard of Oz was recently reskinned to be more appealing to today's patriotic American. The wicked Witch is now a middle-eastern man, the scarecrow is played by Steve Jobs, and the Tin Man wants YOU to follow the Yellow Brick Road

The Star Spangled Bender!

Can somebody explain the J.P and Jeff craption?

If you laugh at this photo you're a terrorist.

12 votes for the JP and Jeff craption? Apparently when George Carlin died, he took comedy with him.

The last American to give George W Bush a favorable approval rating was this malfunctioning Dade County voting machine.

Sure he LOOKS patriotic... ...but where's his flag lapel pin?

The Terminator + Groucho Marx + Apollo Creed = Most Badass Movie viallain ever

I for one welcome our nationalistic robo-overlords.

What they use when McCain can't attend Republican fund-raisers in person.

Just because Mystery Science Theater 3000 went off the air, it doesn't mean Tom Servo suddenly didn't need to make a living.

And we wonder why half the world sees us as souless supervillians?