Craptions Classics July 04, 2008

No one's buying it, Mexibot. You're still getting deported.

Roland1232

Other Craptions

People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.

bitondong

Jeff: [imitating J.P] My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

chidunoz

The Wizard of Oz was recently reskinned to be more appealing to today's patriotic American. The wicked Witch is now a middle-eastern man, the scarecrow is played by Steve Jobs, and the Tin Man wants YOU to follow the Yellow Brick Road

Baelwulf

The Star Spangled Bender!

joeyc

Can somebody explain the J.P and Jeff craption?

joeyc

If you laugh at this photo you're a terrorist.

opethian

12 votes for the JP and Jeff craption? Apparently when George Carlin died, he took comedy with him.

turd_furgeson

The last American to give George W Bush a favorable approval rating was this malfunctioning Dade County voting machine.

GeeGee

Sure he LOOKS patriotic... ...but where's his flag lapel pin?

BigPineDan

The Terminator + Groucho Marx + Apollo Creed = Most Badass Movie viallain ever

Messy

I for one welcome our nationalistic robo-overlords.

yesno

What they use when McCain can't attend Republican fund-raisers in person.

misterian

Just because Mystery Science Theater 3000 went off the air, it doesn't mean Tom Servo suddenly didn't need to make a living.

Hamper

And we wonder why half the world sees us as souless supervillians?

yesno
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