A picture for the troops to remind them what we're fighting for.

Tragically, the ugly duckling became an even uglier swan.

Steve was never invited to another PETA fundraiser.

That effectively ruined my day. Fuck.

Bjork's retarded brother, Djork.

He's giving birth. And no one's even trying to help.

Wait till later when he chokes the chicken.

And this is why you tell your kids to suppress those feelings.

Long Duck Dong twenty years after Sixteen Candles. And he still had a better career than Anthony Michael Hall.

A swan walks into a doctor's office and says, "Hey Doc, can you get this ugly guy off my ass!"

IS that a stuffed swan head in your tutu or are you just happy to see me?

Today, Bjork was spotted trying to bring back an old look. It still didn't work.

Larry: "What is that Costume supposed to be?" Kevin: "A beautiful swan." Larry: "And why did you pick your eyebrows?" Kevin: "I said a BEAUTIFUL swan."

Afrac!!

Dude, your bird is totally hanging out.