"Last one to the pyramid gets his heart ripped out of his chest."

Although they had good wood, the Mayans were notorious for coming fast.

This time...Gilligan's ass was theirs.

Centuries ago, the first Choppers required days of actual chopping.

2 Fast 2 Incan

If you can readum this... the bitch has fallen off and has ascended to great spirit.

Mel Gibson presents "Bikealypto"

Hi I'm Jaguar Tail and welcome to Jackass!

Wood CHiPS

then they got small pox and died.

Harley-Davidson have been quick to respond to rising gas prices.

Braking was always an adventure. You never knew when you'd get a splinter in the sack.

In this episode of South American Chopper...

Laugh all you want. At 5 bucks a gallon, I wish I had one.

Aztec-nology is making some bold advances these days.