I swear to God, I will never go into a sex shop in Europe again.

It took several years before Hasbro's gene-splicing efforts successfully created a Mr. Potato Head.

Ever wondered why you can't see inside cartons of Sunny Delight?

"Excuse me, I'm trying to find some Pickled Alien Roots...?" "Oh, you'll find that in aisle 9: The Nightmare-Inducing Fucked-Up Aisle."

They were the best Supremes tribute band on all of Xarglacma 12.

How Cracked writers are born.

The first rule about Hair Club is, you don't talk about Hair Club.

I have no idea what these are but I will bet $100 the chinese think they increase your libido.

"Professor, I can't eat all of that!?!" "Well then, Good News... it's a suppository!"

What do you mean they ATE your control group?

this is were asians come from

Ted Kennedy's brain tumors were far more extensive than the media was lead to believe.

Chinese Root Beer.

... and so concludes our tour of the Red Bull factory.

Sorry, but does Weight Watchers count this as a bread, meat or vegetable?