I swear to God, I will never go into a sex shop in Europe again.
DesertEagleIt took several years before Hasbro's gene-splicing efforts successfully created a Mr. Potato Head.
GrauwallEver wondered why you can't see inside cartons of Sunny Delight?
outdoortype"Excuse me, I'm trying to find some Pickled Alien Roots...?" "Oh, you'll find that in aisle 9: The Nightmare-Inducing Fucked-Up Aisle."
BoonehamsThey were the best Supremes tribute band on all of Xarglacma 12.
Mr_K_TwigHow Cracked writers are born.
madamadamThe first rule about Hair Club is, you don't talk about Hair Club.
HamperI have no idea what these are but I will bet $100 the chinese think they increase your libido.
grantsean"Professor, I can't eat all of that!?!" "Well then, Good News... it's a suppository!"
pizzamogulWhat do you mean they ATE your control group?
dantethis is were asians come from
road221Ted Kennedy's brain tumors were far more extensive than the media was lead to believe.
GeeGeeChinese Root Beer.
mellowd... and so concludes our tour of the Red Bull factory.
specieSorry, but does Weight Watchers count this as a bread, meat or vegetable?
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