"Well, it's sorta like the million man march but you're on rollerblades and black people aren't allowed to participate"

To the photographer's suprise, the AXE Effect started kicking in.

Figure 21.2
Gay sperm, 10,000x magnified.

Two of the jumbo jet's four engines were down. The captain knew the plane had to make an emergency landing soon, but they were hundreds of miles away from any airport. Luckily, the copilot remembered the highway was closed for traffic that day.

Why God invented trip wires.

It was a crazy notion, but Dave just couldn't shake the feeling that he was being chased by 3.5 million enraged gay pride skaters.

WE'VE HAD IT WITH THOSE BIKERS! THIS MEANS WAR!

Hurry up and get in line everyone....this is going to be the coolest "whip crack" ever....

They were on wheels. They were determined. And they were angry.

You'd think seven Tour de France titles would have been enough for Lance but noooooo....now he's gonna dominate some other sport....