Project Mayhem has been going downhill ever since Robert Paulson passed away.
It may have taken several thousand years, but it appears as if Atlas finally said "f*ck it, I'm taking my net and I'm GOING HOME!"
Tribute to Lance Armstrong.
Someone on the Cracked staff must have thought this was hilarious.
When God shoots marbels, he doesn't fuck around.
No one knew that Transformers reproduce by laying eggs.
Not pictured: Something that's even remotely craptionable.
That deaf, dumb, and blind gigantic alien kid sure plays a mean pinball.
lost: something round & shiny, looks broken, probably wont cause the demise of the human race but its best not to touch it anyway. Call +81-29-869-8446 if found.
The Death Star seemed so much larger in the movie.
The George W. Bush Memorial was among Washington's most accurate depictions of the accomplishments of any presidency.
Well, to make a giant cyborg omelet, you have to crack a few...of whatever the fuck this is...
"It's a metaphor for... how the world is fractured because of... um..."
"You dropped it, didn't you?"
"Do I still get my grant?"
Now where did I put my solid gold orb with the detailed bronze computer chips and ancient Japanese gears complete with an identical replica of itself inside?
Ah, there it is.
R2-D2 got tired of taking CP3O's shit.