Getting plastered in Japan was different than Larry had anticipated.

After the second cuming he was quickly detained by the police.

After the Fairy God Mother made him a "real boy", Michelangelo's David just wasn't that impressive anymore.

god i just killed the pillsbury doughboy... forgive me

...the prize for winning the previous day's Craption.

I'm Blind!-- don't worry its only hibernation sickness. -- Leah? Bow-chika-bowow... (oh god)

Rejoice in the Bukake of the Lord.

"dad do i have to stand next to you when you do this?" "shh!! your making me look stupid"

Sign says: Rub Jesus to experience his res-errection? Only 98 yen.

The son of the doughboy and the milf who pokes his belly was the ill-concieved love-child of a most forbidden romance. His life is a poetic tragedy: half man half uncooked pastry.

Little Girl: "I think I can see it, almost, no that's not it"

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. ... Crap."

Now what's PETA protesting?

the little ceaser's delivery boy/pizza chef, took his craft a bit too seriously.

Excuse me... Has anyone seen my dignity?