Getting plastered in Japan was different than Larry had anticipated.

After the second cuming he was quickly detained by the police.

After the Fairy God Mother made him a "real boy", Michelangelo's David just wasn't that impressive anymore.

god i just killed the pillsbury doughboy... forgive me

...the prize for winning the previous day's Craption.

I'm Blind!-- don't worry its only hibernation sickness. -- Leah? Bow-chika-bowow... (oh god)

Rejoice in the Bukake of the Lord.

"dad do i have to stand next to you when you do this?" "shh!! your making me look stupid"

Sign says: Rub Jesus to experience his res-errection? Only 98 yen.

The son of the doughboy and the milf who pokes his belly was the ill-concieved love-child of a most forbidden romance. His life is a poetic tragedy: half man half uncooked pastry.

Little Girl: "I think I can see it, almost, no that's not it"

Excuse me... Has anyone seen my dignity?

the little ceaser's delivery boy/pizza chef, took his craft a bit too seriously.

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. ... Crap."

Now what's PETA protesting?