Craptions Classics June 22, 2008

Not pictured: anything remotely sexy.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

Having cleared the last test, the lesbians cheered - they were now officially dudes.

Mr_K_Twig

Three hoes, one hose.

Mr_K_Twig

Yes, it may look weird and wrong. But certain laws prevent us from showing where the other hand is...

Patella-Prizer

...first the diet coke, next the mentos...

namesnatcher

The Blow Job competition had some bizarre warm-ups.

Ed_Gein

After the death of posh and scary. the spice girls act went downhill fast

mr.mccool

At Christian Singles raves, the kids sometimes get crazy with the chocolate milk.

Hamper

Kris was the hottest one-legged beer-bonging lesbian on campus, and she KNEW it.

kaffro

In the former Soviet Union, the talent section of the Beauty Pageant had some unusual requirements

hoodafa-kizit

Little did they realize that soon her eyes would pop out of her head. They would be found later racing on a field.

Ed_Gein

The girls totally missed the point, when explained that alchohol makes them look hotter.

Rensisj

Can't we do anything better than 2girls1cup jokes?

Ryoma

You know that deal you made with Satan for three chicks to suck your hose...?

zbeebs

I don't even wanna know how three lesbians got a hold of so much semen.

moog
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