It's all fun and games until someone's eye loses.
Ironically, no one was watching.
Those Visine bastards lied when they said it could stop red, running eyes.
The blue one must be the lazy eye.
Having been told that masterbation would make you go blind, Paul made sure his eyes were in top shape before each time he logged on the the internet.
Controversy struck the Special Olympics last night, as two of the athletes competing for China in the blind people's hundred meter dash were accused of having taken performance enhancing drugs.
And wait till you see the running nose
Um... you call this a blind fold?
There's no eye in TEAM.
What you've heard has been wrong all along: You can lose an eye exam
Chernobyl for the Olympics, 2016!
...and Marty Feldman WINS!!!
They weren't the smartest of students. Nevertheless, they managed to get scholarships on athletic merit, 'cause on the track field they were awesome pupils.
Where's Ben Stein when you need him?