Mounting Python's Filing Circus.

This is not what I thought you meant when you said you had a python in your drawers.

Having done some filing, a Python can go several weeks without filing again.

No one thought it was possible, but "Snakes in an Office," was even lamer than "Snakes on a Plane."

Who pressed the frickin' easy button???

Hilary Clinton's campaign manager starts packing up the office

After the serpent was thrown out of the Garden of Eden, it got a job filing and stocking office supplies.

I'm SICK of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking office!

Here at home I file everything under snake.

"Man, I can dislocate my jaw and swallow an adult pig, yet the only work I can get are these fucking temp jobs. Times are tough."

So now we know who keeps turning the thermostat up in here, don't we?

After retrieving the key from the Snake Cabinet, you will proceed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue and make your way to the Crypt and out in three minutes or less and you win the fabulous prize. The choice is yours and yours

"Lick the enevelopes. Lick the envelopes. Fuck! I am so sick of doing one thing. I have a brain, you know."

Come on, Cracked staff; you're not even trying anymore. You're just taking pictures while sitting at your desks and trying to pass them off as Craption photos.

You know what? I really don't need that file, after all.