Craptions Classics June 19, 2008

Barack Obama's appeal for votes in the south fooled nobody.

misterian

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in your head asshole.

CraptionClone5

That is the most polite ICP fan ever!

Baucom

i bet the guy who wins this craption has like 12 accounts that he uses to get to first place

road221

"Hey baby! I'd love to be trapped in YOUR invisible box!"

Grayson

After the operation, Carrot Top enjoyed a lot more male attention, however unusual it might have been.

outdoortype

Cirque Du Trying to get laid

dla

Top three jobs better than a cracked writer: 3.Mime 2.Sidewalk raker 1.Transvestite

johnndisco

Well, there's a visual metaphor for dating if I ever saw one.

CavalierX

As she passed the mime, Debbie smugly thanked God she didn't have to stoop to such a level to survive. Being a crack whore at least offered her some dignity.

GeeGee

In the world of failure, Unattractive Bare Midriff trumps Clown.

jonnyt
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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