Barack Obama's appeal for votes in the south fooled nobody.

The Idea

of somebody

in your head asshole.

with multiple

accounts is all

That is the most polite ICP fan ever!

i bet the guy who wins this craption has like 12 accounts that he uses to get to first place

"Hey baby! I'd love to be trapped in YOUR invisible box!"

After the operation, Carrot Top enjoyed a lot more male attention, however unusual it might have been.

Cirque Du Trying to get laid

Top three jobs better than a cracked writer: 3.Mime 2.Sidewalk raker 1.Transvestite

Well, there's a visual metaphor for dating if I ever saw one.

As she passed the mime, Debbie smugly thanked God she didn't have to stoop to such a level to survive. Being a crack whore at least offered her some dignity.

In the world of failure, Unattractive Bare Midriff trumps Clown.