"Well, Simmons, if you know a better way of opening a pizza box, I'd like to hear it"
SpudmanHistorians would later note that along with rampant alcoholism, 'Whac-a-Comrade' was the key to Russia's decline as a military superpower.
Linux fan"I know you're under there! You can't hide forever!"
Senor TacoThere was only one more test to pass to get into the Elite blue caps army unit....currently with 0 members
FlingebuntGallagher's new act involved even more audience interaction.
AlexHA last ditch attempt to repair Private Pyle's major malfunction.
ScottScarsdaleIn a desperate attempt to save his life, Prvt. Smuckles cowered under his trusty cardboard box.
FunkyMonkeyEveryone knows that if you can't take a sledgehammer to the head, the Russian army doesn't need a pussy like you.
Count CrapulaThe UN's new Court of Liberal Guilt had tried and convicted Bob for 400 years of oppression and imperialism.
Born Toulouse-LautrecJust then Private Jones remembered that the Cappy's "Flaming Hand" trick didn't work either.
Big GameThis week on extreme fellatio...
XiasThe insurgency's new "head bunker" is a mobile answer to conventional bombshelters. The Army has countered this threat with the 8 1/2-pound "bunker buster" M2A1 Tactical Assault Sledgehammer.
Bakken Hoodshhhh...if i don't move, maybe he won't see me.
Superman's DeadTwo UN peacekeepers in a rousing game of extreme croquet.
DangerChickenRecycling pizza boxes involves removing stale cheese
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