"Well, Simmons, if you know a better way of opening a pizza box, I'd like to hear it"

Historians would later note that along with rampant alcoholism, 'Whac-a-Comrade' was the key to Russia's decline as a military superpower.

"I know you're under there! You can't hide forever!"

There was only one more test to pass to get into the Elite blue caps army unit....currently with 0 members

Gallagher's new act involved even more audience interaction.

A last ditch attempt to repair Private Pyle's major malfunction.

In a desperate attempt to save his life, Prvt. Smuckles cowered under his trusty cardboard box.

Everyone knows that if you can't take a sledgehammer to the head, the Russian army doesn't need a pussy like you.

The UN's new Court of Liberal Guilt had tried and convicted Bob for 400 years of oppression and imperialism.

Just then Private Jones remembered that the Cappy's "Flaming Hand" trick didn't work either.

This week on extreme fellatio...

The insurgency's new "head bunker" is a mobile answer to conventional bombshelters. The Army has countered this threat with the 8 1/2-pound "bunker buster" M2A1 Tactical Assault Sledgehammer.

shhhh...if i don't move, maybe he won't see me.

Two UN peacekeepers in a rousing game of extreme croquet.

Recycling pizza boxes involves removing stale cheese