Oh Shit!! A door to door telemarketer!!

Later that day, Phone Man accidentaly hit a pedestrian. Luckily, the number 911 was punched by the impact.

quick, to the mobile-mobile!

On the back he has a sticker that says, "My other phone is a rotary".

After being denied by the Avengers, Telephone-man turned to a life of crime...the Hulk is still searching for the can containing Prince Albert.

Alright Sandler, now what the fuck exactly is THIS pile off shit movie about?

The first mobile phones weren't small.

Ummm,driving while on the phone is illegal in this state.

"Dude this machine is swee... What the fuck, a CASSETTE deck???" Save the planet, recycle!!

In Soviet Russia, PHONE calls YOU!

Not surprisingly, it dies every time you drive it through a tunnel.

looks a bit phony to me

yeah, it's cool. but, i bet it gets like 20 cents a minute.

Need to make a call. Call us and we'll come to you.

All righty then, if THIS doesn't get me laid, then I give up.