Chung immediately regretted asking the Make a Wish foundation to be a fireman when he saw the first tower fall

If only there was a small cop, indian and biker then we'd have something.

"January" in Father Malley's Firemen of 2008 calendar.

picture - The stripper arriving for Suzie's 5th birthday party

205 IQ, cello recital at noon, and they're dressing me in a fireman outfit. I hate adults...

Although the mix-up was funny at first, when they found the charred remains of his father in a school uniform later that day no one was laughing.

Little known fact: the Neverland Ranch has its own fire department.

Oddly enough, this is Yao Ming's dad

Bring your adopted laborer...I mean child to work week.

"Now stand on your brother's shoulders and earn this family a bowl of rice today."

In an effort to bypass the ladder shortage, the Chinese have resorted to hiring firefighters small enough to chuck into flaming buildings from ground level.

The graduation cermony complete, little Cho would soon be dining on Dalmation.

Take your kid to work day was cancelled after Alan Chiu suffered third degree burns on 85% of his body.

In order to cut back on costs, the Beijing City Fire Department has begun hiring "youth" labor. This labor is cheaper due to the lack of having to purchase pants for their fire fighters.

"...Well at least it beats making Nikes for 5 cents a day"