Lord, when I asked for more head, I meant.......well....I probably shouldn't have asked for your help with that anyway. Well played god, well played.

The driver with the lower half of the statue is already at the destination because he was..(wait for it)....HAULIN' ASS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

It was at this moment that Jennifer knew her husbands bobblehead collection had become out of hand.

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John gets head by the truckload

I caught god! beat that steve irwin.

ATTENTION: Those wishing to look upon the face of God, please note it will be out for cleaning June 9th through June 12th. Thank you for your patience.

Quick. Who can think of the best "all i wanted was a little head" joke... GO!!!

Though impressive in size, the newest Pez dispenser was fairly impractical.

"THOU SHALL TURN RIGHT!"

Steve Jobs has his ego washed and waxed

26 Mexicans inside.

Motorhead?

Jack's to-do list: 1. Dispose of last body part, 2. Get axe cleaned & resharpened, 3. Check yellow pages under "stump removal" and get rid of rest of beanstalk.

Gas, Grass or giant marble head - no one rides for free