With his Vision newly restored by the doctor, Billy cried as he realized mommy and daddy were about to have angry public make-up sex again, the very thing that blinded him in the fist place.
eviltwin21032 years later, in therapy, Jimmy Doogan suddenly realized why he had become an art critic.
Mr_K_TwigEverytime you masturbate, God turns 2 child molestors to stone.
qqqmanIn Alabama, "The Statue of Disputed Paternity" was a popular place to abandon your children.
GeeGeeAfter coming upon this photo in an album years later, Steve would decide that his parents were kind of dicks.
i_am__dummMan that kid from the German "incubator" just can't catch a break in life.
CavalierXThe Museum of Bad Posture was only one stop on the Bad European Art tour.
CavalierXThis is Bob. Bob has bitchtits.
The_Colonel_765Stop voting for people just because they say they got up early. That is their own damn fault.
The_Colonel_765Introducing Calvin Klein’s newest scent... Pedophile
Jdollaz"Reflection on Vagrancy" was a stunning work of art with many deep layers of complexity to reflect upon. However, it's placement in front of a Chuck E Cheese pizzeria was, in hindsight, a poor choice.
pizzamogulGerman theme parks are...different.
zbeebsAppreciation of fine art is usually lost upon children. But in this case, baby Bobby's appraisal proved quite astute.
GeeGeeThree minutes earlier: "I'll just leave you here with these nice gentlemen, while I go in here to have my lasic surgery."
Mr_K_Twig"I say we boil 'em and then we smash 'em.” “No, we should fry ‘em after we smash ‘em.” “Boil!’ “Fry!’ “Boi…” The Bilbo Baggins was the greatest Hobbit ever.
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