The second he saw the huge cock, Bruce knew he'd be riding bitch.
grantseanWhere's Peter Griffin? I'm gonna kick his ass, once and for all.
Ed_GeinJeff fervently hoped that the rooster would not smell the KFC on his breath.
BadMalanga"I'm you from the future. Get on the bike, I'll explain on the way."
flamesfanDesperate for a ride, the hitchhiker overlooked the obvious signs of potential foul play.
chislic"Good luck, Cockman. Remember that, if you don't make this jump, I'll take good care of your kids." "Our kids, John. OUR kids."
Mike HuangYou've heard of pussy magnets before.... This is kinda the opposite.
WaistcoatBoyI for one welcome our mutant chicken overlords.
WaistcoatBoy"Yeah,I got plenty of Meth.You sure you need it?"
grantsean"You really want to know why the chicken crossed the road, motherfucker?"
Bell110The Colonel's "secret recipe" was mostly steroids, which had some unfortunate side effects.
CavalierXA year after the original TMNT movie, Super Crazy Dirt Bike Roosters could've been huge had the motocross riders' masks allowed full vision.
eviltwin210And yet, moments later, Dick Cheney still shot the guy on the left.
Joe Olivetolook at that weirdo in the background, he's just staring at us with his sunglasses...I'm gonna say something "HEY BUDDY, WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM?" "NOTHING, I JUST LOVE HUGE COCKS!"
SurgemixWhile everybody was distracted by the guy in a chicken suit, the Sasquatch, wisely disguised in a blue t-shirt, once again managed to disappear.
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