All the guys cringed when they saw their teamate's nipple rings get caught on the diving board.

In communist Russia, nipples cannot be broadcasted.

The New Zealand team was well prepared for the breaststroke event.

Lactation competitions are the shit.

The men screamed in anger and confusion. Doctor Evil smiled. The nipple magnet worked perfectly.

"Oh come on, are you blind! That was clearly illeagal use of the nipples!"

The New Zealand team won gold in the nipple twisting event at the self flagellation Olympics

"C'mon Ref! That was INTENTIONAL cupping!"

OK everyone, into the pool!

Flaunting and grabbing your own breasts is the only way to compete in competitive swimming.