Craptions Classics April 09, 2006

All the guys cringed when they saw their teamate's nipple rings get caught on the diving board.


Other Craptions

In communist Russia, nipples cannot be broadcasted.

Ohm IE

The New Zealand team was well prepared for the breaststroke event.

Linux fan

Lactation competitions are the shit.


The men screamed in anger and confusion. Doctor Evil smiled. The nipple magnet worked perfectly.


"Oh come on, are you blind! That was clearly illeagal use of the nipples!"

jimmy johny

The New Zealand team won gold in the nipple twisting event at the self flagellation Olympics


"C'mon Ref! That was INTENTIONAL cupping!"


OK everyone, into the pool!

Scott Bull

Flaunting and grabbing your own breasts is the only way to compete in competitive swimming.

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