All the guys cringed when they saw their teamate's nipple rings get caught on the diving board.

In communist Russia, nipples cannot be broadcasted.

The New Zealand team was well prepared for the breaststroke event.

Lactation competitions are the shit.

The men screamed in anger and confusion. Doctor Evil smiled. The nipple magnet worked perfectly.

The New Zealand team won gold in the nipple twisting event at the self flagellation Olympics

"Oh come on, are you blind! That was clearly illeagal use of the nipples!"

OK everyone, into the pool!

"C'mon Ref! That was INTENTIONAL cupping!"

Flaunting and grabbing your own breasts is the only way to compete in competitive swimming.