The German version of the Easy Bake Oven never caught on.

Chuck Norris wasn't born in a hospital, he was manufactured in an ass-kicking nuclear bomb testing facilty.

A womb with a view

oooh, a baby in a microwave - now, vote this one up so Tiffany stops being a winning-craption hog...kthnxbai, lolz

Elsewhere in the same hospital, there's some leftover pizza in an incubator.

Actually you should always cover baby with a paper towel when re-heating.

She's got one in the oven

New from Mattell: It's Preemie Paulie. Incubator sold separately.

Backstage at the Maury Povich show their high tech equipment figure out who the baby daddy really is.

You should see what's in the dishwasher

A Modest Proposal for the 21st Century.

"I'm sorry, but, you're baby's a jew."

My baby picture? What's that doing as a Craption?

What the creators of Saw were doing when you we're watching Power Rangers...

Blah blah blah Chuck Norris as a baby,Blah blah blah imprisonment by robots, blah blah blah roundhouse kick, blah blah blah winning craption.