Michael Jackson goes back in time in an attempt to warn his child self of the future.

White People: Stealing young Black men since the 1600's.

It's about time, Cracked! I've been patiently waiting for my chance to write a craption that's both racist AND homophobic.

The latest in child protection technology! Turn those pesky perverts into stone with our magical coat of many colors!

As a kid, Barack Obama had a recurring nightmare. Forty years later, it would all come true.

MMM...Taste the rainbow.

Darrell's family thought the "SCARED STRAIGHT" program was going to focus more on the "STRAIGHT" part and less on ghosts and such.

Hilary Clinton discovers time travel, and decides to meet a young Barack to "take him for a ride".

In his later years, the Silver Surfer's actions became a tad bit... questionable.

Leap frog: fun for Bea Arthur, not so much for the little kid.

Color-absorbing Children: the menace continues.

In Neverland you must be this tall to ride Michael

Jesse Jackson's fear of the white man began at an early age.

Young Billy gets his picture taken at the pedophile memorial

The Gods told him it would come to this. He tried to avoid it. He thought he could do differently. But only after the sacrifice of a small black child would Vanilla Ice's metamorphosis be complete.