Sometimes you lick the bull...sometimes the bull licks you.
Little known fact: bulls are quite good at doing impressions.
Some called Javier's training methods extreme. But when the day came, he wanted to be certain he could out-run the border patrol.
'This dust fart will keep him at bay!' -exclaimed the less-than-clean Mexican.
Turns out Carlos got the signals all wrong. The bull didn't swing that way, after all.
Upon reflection Juan thought that assless chaps were a bad idea.
Somehow the sequel to Brokeback Mountain had managed to be more disturbing than the first.
which one of these turns into taco bell meat is anyones guess.
INS institutes the BULL Corps for sending illegals back over the border fence.
Wings? You want wings? Here're your fucking wings!
"MOO!!! LOVE ME!!!!"
He could buy new underwear. The dignity? That was another matter.
Gay Day at the Tijuana Donkey Show.
Where's the clown?! Someone told me there'd be a fucking clown!
I've got a fever! And the only prescription is more cow bell!