Upon actually seeing it, Tommy decided Universal Studios' new ride, "9/11: Ride the Terror," was less fun than it looked like in the commercial.

"Flame On!.......Flame on, dammit, flame on!!! ... Oh shit."

The aliens were a little careless in their 'catch and release' program

"You proved your point, you can use the force, now please bring me back to the ledge."

Excuse me, is this the fifth floor?

No, thats not him either.

Clark Kent's worst nightmare. He's racing to save someone on a collapsing bridge when suddenly... He's only wearing his underwear.

Suddenly that bet didn't seem like it was worth a hundred dollars.

"Watch this, Joey...I just built the world's tallest diving board!" "You idiot, by the time you land the earth will have rotated the pool out from under you." "What?"

IF YOU DON'T LIVE CAN I HAVE YOUR WII?!

Here is Roger Pan in his first, and only, attempt at flying. That's his brother Peter watching.

As the spikes below grew larger by the second Troy began to understand why there was no line up to go punji jumping.

Holy shit I'm falling to my de... dude, horizontal stripes and baggy jeans? that is soooo nineteen ni-*splat*

When David opened his eyes it really was raining men. He got as far as Halleluj..before the the horrifying reality of his wish dawned on him.

Little Billy held on tight so as not to be sucked up into the giant alien vacuum.