Craptions Classics May 28, 2008

Upon actually seeing it, Tommy decided Universal Studios' new ride, "9/11: Ride the Terror," was less fun than it looked like in the commercial.

gatorboymike

Other Craptions

"Flame On!.......Flame on, dammit, flame on!!! ... Oh shit."

1-Ton

The aliens were a little careless in their 'catch and release' program

phreesh

"You proved your point, you can use the force, now please bring me back to the ledge."

darnzy

Excuse me, is this the fifth floor?

hamlet

No, thats not him either.

Hydrashok158

Clark Kent's worst nightmare. He's racing to save someone on a collapsing bridge when suddenly... He's only wearing his underwear.

Bovinemilk

Suddenly that bet didn't seem like it was worth a hundred dollars.

DrPayne

"Watch this, Joey...I just built the world's tallest diving board!" "You idiot, by the time you land the earth will have rotated the pool out from under you." "What?"

gatorboymike

IF YOU DON'T LIVE CAN I HAVE YOUR WII?!

BearMan

Here is Roger Pan in his first, and only, attempt at flying. That's his brother Peter watching.

Ed_Gein

As the spikes below grew larger by the second Troy began to understand why there was no line up to go punji jumping.

Bovinemilk

Holy shit I'm falling to my de... dude, horizontal stripes and baggy jeans? that is soooo nineteen ni-*splat*

ManualAutomaton

When David opened his eyes it really was raining men. He got as far as Halleluj..before the the horrifying reality of his wish dawned on him.

grafton

Little Billy held on tight so as not to be sucked up into the giant alien vacuum.

hamlet
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