By taking this job, he knew, one day, he would find the penis that killed his father.
FairviewLeaving the bathroom utilities store, the shoplifters spotted the police and tried to act nonchalant.
bishbashjoshOne more client and he would finally have enough to buy that splatter guard he'd been saving for.
hamlet'Brokeback Fountain" was the surprise independent blockbuster of the summer.
GeeGee"Oh no, no, no! Turning around and pissing where the hose ends would be completely unacceptable!"
turd_furgesonThe Corona bottling plant started out small.
zomby-kid"more than three shakes is playing sir!"
boogie2 guys, 1 urinal
TheSicilianTed knew this was strange but he REALLY had to go and it was only a dollar after all.
BovinemilkWhy is Heath Ledger holding that urinal for Burt Reynolds?
disaxisConfucious say, "Man who carry urninal feel cocky all day."
phreesh"No, after a guy passed a stone in this thing pretty much nothing freaks me out"
CRACKED Staff,David WiensOn behalf of Perrier: thank you for your contribution, sir.
CavalierXMikhail looked across the street to see his competition offering the new "happy ending".
grantseanThis is where "use the John" was coined
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