I think the LSD just kicked in
Grand Theft Auto: Woodland Friends
Low self esteem momemt # 135
Realizing that a santa doll posted on cracked has a better car, a hotter bitch and more friends than you do
Santa's date with Barbie was going fine, until the squirrel challenged him to fisticuffs.
a summer day at Tim Burton's house
After settling his debts, Jackson hoped the newer, cheaper 'Neverland' ranch would still pul them in.
This is what really flashes before your eyes before you die.
Unlike his nice cousin, Santa Claus, Santa Cruz was going to tie this white bitch down and teach her what happens when you don't respect a man.
Realising none of the woodland creatures had been good this year, Santa sped off into the sunset with their presents: a decidedly effeminate convertible and their only prostitute.
for a second i thought this was a pic of my family reunion but nobody in my family can afford a corvette
Santa: "Can you sing 'Come All Ye Faithful'?"
Santa: "Can you sing with my dick in your mouth?"
Never buy acid from a ten-year-old...
"Arms? Where we're going I don't need arms..."
A Narnian ghetto
i put on my tallest, sparkliest, pointiest hat, then I polish my chest until it shines and that dick in the dungarees fucking laughs at me!!