Lucky for her R. Kelly spotted her in the water, pulled her out and promptly pissed all over her.
dlaOK honey, now open your eyes.
resident326Tim didn't have a high sperm count, but proved the old maxim that it's quality, not quantity, that matters.
bobboSoon, she too will desolve into nothing but her breast implants.
Bell110When het gets to feeling lonely, Aquaman often sends his "sea friends" to fetch him a woman.
CavalierXAre you Gellin?
HeywoodJablowmeAnd then for no reason at all... Her right hand switched places with her foot.
BovinemilkHaving not been told it was an animated film, Ellen DeGeneres regretted the research she did for her role in "Finding Nemo".
BoonehamsThough it was only a couple of feet behind her and floating on the surface, Suzy failed to find her diaphragm.
misterianThis is why you should wait an hour after eating to swim.
Hadrad1000The super secret ending to the new Metroid game took many people by suprise
TankyboyUnlike the so-called "intelligent" dolphins, jellyfish had no trouble with the concept of "grab them titties."
GeeGee"I've got their attention! Now quick, throw me the peanut butter!"
SomethingWith Wal-mart bags, syringes, tampons and bacteria polluting Jersey's beaches no one was much surprised when crack whores were added to the pollutant list.
arm66Seems those jellyfish have watched WAY too much Japanese porn...
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