Lucky for her R. Kelly spotted her in the water, pulled her out and promptly pissed all over her.
OK honey, now open your eyes.
Tim didn't have a high sperm count, but proved the old maxim that it's quality, not quantity, that matters.
Soon, she too will desolve into nothing but her breast implants.
When het gets to feeling lonely, Aquaman often sends his "sea friends" to fetch him a woman.
Are you Gellin?
And then for no reason at all... Her right hand switched places with her foot.
Having not been told it was an animated film, Ellen DeGeneres regretted the research she did for her role in "Finding Nemo".
Though it was only a couple of feet behind her and floating on the surface, Suzy failed to find her diaphragm.
This is why you should wait an hour after eating to swim.
The super secret ending to the new Metroid game took many people by suprise
Unlike the so-called "intelligent" dolphins, jellyfish had no trouble with the concept of "grab them titties."
"I've got their attention! Now quick, throw me the peanut butter!"
With Wal-mart bags, syringes, tampons and bacteria polluting Jersey's beaches no one was much surprised when crack whores were added to the pollutant list.
Seems those jellyfish have watched WAY too much Japanese porn...