After serving on the front lines, Jerry was looking forward to his 5-day leave to get some beer and pussy.

Some pundits have accused the Pentagon of taking the term 'infantry' a little too literally.

George S. Patton Jr. Jr. retires gracefully from the field of battle after slapping his nanny and calling her a coward.

Fucking Democrats. I see them over there.

"Someday they will float a statue of me downriver on a barge..."

Preparing for McCain's 100 years in Iraq.

Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Diaper"

We will fight them at the beaches. We will fight them at the playpen.

Is it just me or is Carlos Mencia the biggest duche bag ever. What the hell cracked?

His patriotic focus never wavered, even while taking a dump.

Using his amazing mental abilities, Baby-Soldier tries to blow up the protesters across the street.

McCain starts early. Here is a rare photopraph taken during the first Punic War. He was later quoted as calling the people of Carthage, "poopy heads."

No, Baby Eisenhower. You salute to no man, for no man is your better.

Even back in kindergarten, it was easy to spot which of the little girls was Hillary.

No, Billy. We salute YOU for wearing your seat belt.