After the the other 10 plagues God was running out of ideas
The earthquake was nothing compared to when the mullets invaded.
Vincent: You know what they throw in the air in Japan when they graduate instead of a cap?
Vincent: Actual human heads.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking throw 'em like crazy.
Japan says "sayonara" to another National Fabio Day
Actually, this is a pretty common nightmare among Asians.
Except for Kim, who failed penis-tucking, the Thai ladyboys celebrated another graduating class.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, the people are being bombarded with falling bald women.
And Captain Kirk though HE had trouble with tribbles...
A scene from the lesser known Godzilla vs. the Giant Golden Retriever.
On January 20th the world will celebrate the end of bush.
Japan's idea of a "Golden Shower" is much tamer than the West's.
To prove that brunettes have more fun, all of Asia ripped the hair off of blonde women today.
Prepping Godzilla’s testicles for surgery had some unfortunate repercussions.
Graduation day at Drag Queen University.
That's why Asians are so smart. They behead all of the blonds.