Craptions Classics May 20, 2008

After the the other 10 plagues God was running out of ideas

Tankyboy

Other Craptions

The earthquake was nothing compared to when the mullets invaded.

darthbogus

Vincent: You know what they throw in the air in Japan when they graduate instead of a cap? Jules: What? Vincent: Actual human heads. Jules: Goddamn. Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking throw 'em like crazy.

Messy

Japan says "sayonara" to another National Fabio Day

Mr.Bonewell

Actually, this is a pretty common nightmare among Asians.

CavalierX

Except for Kim, who failed penis-tucking, the Thai ladyboys celebrated another graduating class.

leinypoo13a

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, the people are being bombarded with falling bald women.

CavalierX

And Captain Kirk though HE had trouble with tribbles...

MarkSutton

A scene from the lesser known Godzilla vs. the Giant Golden Retriever.

hamlet

On January 20th the world will celebrate the end of bush.

ari

Japan's idea of a "Golden Shower" is much tamer than the West's.

solrac

To prove that brunettes have more fun, all of Asia ripped the hair off of blonde women today.

Ed_Gein

That's why Asians are so smart. They behead all of the blonds.

Anakrusix

Graduation day at Drag Queen University.

MisterBuch

Prepping Godzilla’s testicles for surgery had some unfortunate repercussions.

sack
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