"LENIN!!!ASSSSEMMBLE!!!!"

here we see a distraught statue as he desperately tries to show the crew of the ship where he thinks his penis fell off

If he ever saw that Paul Bunyan statue again he was going to kick it's ass.

As Jim stared out the window of the old cardboard factory his jaw dropped; the Communists WERE coming. His co-workers would not be laughing at his "Impenetrable Cardboard Fort" now.

Sorry to barge in. (Ha ha ha ha!)

well now that iraq doesnt want it, we thought we would give it to france as a "thank you" for the statue of liberty

Pull my finger

The Russian version of the Transformers were so huge and expensive, they sent the economy into a downward spiral that they never recovered from.

It's just a flesh wound! I can still fight!

Of course, this is why you never bid on eBay auctions while drunk...

Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And I never lost one minute of sleepin', Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been. Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin', Rollin', rollin', rollin' o

"Can you guys put me up right over there?"

The CIA made sure the public did not know the real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union: The Ice Truck Killer.

Deep down, Lenin knew they were taking him to the dump, he just didn't want to admit it to himself.

In Russia, old time hard liners still believe in following Lenin, rather than a compass.