Craptions Classics May 18, 2008

Yoda's "Special" Padawan training centre was shut down upon the revelation of what happened in the basement.

fdoyle

Other Craptions

Roman Polanski's "The Incredible Hulk"

optimus_prime

Children of The Porn

Ed_Gein

"Adam why do always where that thing on your head? Your so fucking wierd."

tigerzilla

"Honey, does the kids' behavior seem odd to you?" "At least they're not watching Hannah Montana."

gatorboymike

Our parents are so retarded. They wear phones on their head.

SpankyHam

Seriously, does anyone think "Your honor, that image was on my client's computer as part of a harmless online captions game" will actually WORK?

misterian

Bobbie Sue: Hey Ed, what're the kids doin'? Ed: I dunno. Playin' or somethin'.

LittleHorseNuts

All right, gentlemen...how do we kill Neo?

gatorboymike

See who we've got our Hane's on now!

vigilante

The Mormon right of passage is much gayer than the Jewish one.

SpankyHam

Like moths to a flame, Michael Jackson's latest invention worked like a charm.

Irwin257

Daz's new Solar Pulse 3000 really did get whites whiter than white. Infant mortality was an unfortunate side-effect.

optimus_prime

Village of the Damned 2: Electric Boogaloo

CavalierX

Child Protective Services responded quickly after allegations that the Smith children's diet consisted of nothing but photosynthesis.

GeeGee
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