Yoda's "Special" Padawan training centre was shut down upon the revelation of what happened in the basement.

Roman Polanski's "The Incredible Hulk"

Children of The Porn

"Adam why do always where that thing on your head? Your so fucking wierd."

"Honey, does the kids' behavior seem odd to you?" "At least they're not watching Hannah Montana."

Our parents are so retarded. They wear phones on their head.

Seriously, does anyone think "Your honor, that image was on my client's computer as part of a harmless online captions game" will actually WORK?

Bobbie Sue: Hey Ed, what're the kids doin'? Ed: I dunno. Playin' or somethin'.

All right, gentlemen...how do we kill Neo?

See who we've got our Hane's on now!

The Mormon right of passage is much gayer than the Jewish one.

Like moths to a flame, Michael Jackson's latest invention worked like a charm.

Daz's new Solar Pulse 3000 really did get whites whiter than white. Infant mortality was an unfortunate side-effect.

Village of the Damned 2: Electric Boogaloo

Child Protective Services responded quickly after allegations that the Smith children's diet consisted of nothing but photosynthesis.