Caught off guard by the iPhone's runaway success, Microsoft's version seemed hurried and not particularly well thought out.

"Betty, can you tell me the number for that pizza place?" "Not off the top of my head, no..."

oh yes, he was a smooth operator

They didn't even try on the later episodes of the Twilight Zone.

We'll call it the INTERNET.

Previously on Smallville.

Alexander Graham Bell and his wife attend their first Halloween party.

David Lynch's Verizon commercial.

The hat famine of 1953 hit some harder than others…

"Are you sure this is how we get into the Rotary Club, dear?"

In Soviet Russia, phone is on you!

"So, what are you here to see the doctor about?" "Constant ringing in my ears." "Aahh...I'm here for my Thorazine."

"Damn, George. You and your wife are so phoney!"

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Half Life 3's new enemies weren't nearly as scary as Head Crabs.