The movie itself didn't really make much sense, but Mel Gibson's remake of Biodome was fucking awesome.
The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.
Pompeii had some weird shit going on when the volcano blew.
the World Of Warcraft museum was a big letdown
Wait, wait, wait. Everybody stop. A contact lense can't go that far.
"MILK ME!" the bull demanded confusingly.
Taking LSD before the tournament made the chess match far more entertaining.
"Can you please direct me to the nearest china shop?"
Here we see the work of Michaelangelo's meth-addict brother, Chet.
"I'll give you wings, you little bastards!"
And yet again, this week's Lost episode leaves us with even more fucking unanswered questions...
Before Jason discovered the machete, his weapon of choice was a small stick and a wheel of cheese.
red bull gives you wings,
this bull gives you genital warts
And this was the worst family vacation ever.