After complaing that his date didn't go so well the crew teach Flipper how to "grab them titties!"

Of all the unfunny and cruel pranks his handlers played on him, "invisible mackerel" was the one Splashy hated the most.

The guy on the right really doesn't care, he just wanted to pee in the pool.

Left to right: Suzy; Trainer. John; Trainer. Lou; half-baked from that joint in his hand. Cindy; Trainer. James; Sex Predator.

Apperently, this proves Scientology

Beat you wish you had fingers! Na Na Na!

Getting a dolphin to do "jazz hands" seemed to face many hurdles.

Improv Instructor: OK class, let’s practice our scary faces. Common flipper, scary face. GODDAMMIT FLIPPER STOP FUCKING SMILING AND ACT SCARY

Humans torment the young Moby Dick

you see this is what happens when you tell the new recruits at seaworld how much dolphin sperm is worth

"Survivor: Seaworld" may have been a ratings disaster, but the castaways still had to eat.

It's a little known fact that dolphins love invisible marionette shows.

"Free My Willy" was, by far, the worst porno flick Hank had ever purchased.

Though most scientists believed humans were among the most intelligent mammals, Professor Bubbles' research obviously proved otherwise.

Not Pictured: Some other stuff that isn't in this photo.