Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

"My other car is a fuckin' skyscraper"

Just when Greg thought this house couldn't get any better, the real estate agent turned on the hydraulics.

Optimus Prime's half-brother attempts to sneak across town.

Guess we know where all the talent in that family went too.

After a long hard day at work, Joe drives home to his car.

"Excuse me. Pardon me. psst... Zarg, I'm beginning to doubt houses are the dominant life form on this planet."

"Our house in the middle of the street!"

It became painfully honest that 'Ocean's 23' had run out of plot and things to steal.

"C'mon honey, even you gotta admit this is fair. The bastard's had my barbeque for months."

An African American family has moved into the neighbourhood and the Jenkins family were too fond of their house.

They had no choice.

Housey McHouseton realized at a young age that he was different from other children.

"Turn around honey, we forgot the garage"

"Larry, when I said we should rob that house, why did you take it literally?"

Come on, HouseMan! To the Housemobile!

Now the extreme home makeover crew was just getting lazy.