When he undresses you with his eyes...you know it.

North Korea's minister of energy disputes the existence of a nuclear program.

A physical manifestation of what goes through guys minds when their looking at a great pair of tits.

The first attempt at allowing a man to give birth went horribly, horribly wrong.

Eye Five!

I just want to know what the hell he won the gold medal for.

Wave your hands in the air! Like you Just don't care... that you're a mutant freak who should have been euthanized at birth.

"I Swear upon this Holy squash to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth... I'm not gay- Oh Holy Hell, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY EYES?!"

The One Child Policy is causing the Chinese to run out of ideas as to where to stash their surplus daughters.

"So in other news today... Asians make some weird fucking statues."

The master commanded people with just a look. His eyes would seem to reach out and grab you.

Whaddya mean "Look but don't touch?!"

I'm so happy I found this giant peanut, I feel like clapping!

"I AM Sailor Moon, Damnit.

I only have hands for you.