On the back of the shirt it says "OFFENDER"

"Cookies and milk my ass, bitch. I want some fuckin pussey!!!" said Santa with glee.

This year, Santa's only looking for the naughty ones.

Who's got two water bottles and is bringing sexy back? THIS GUY!!!!!

When you actually meet the Travelocity Gnome in person, it's kind of a let down.

Samuel Edward Xavier could never figure out why everyone laughed at his monogrammed shirts.

His twin aqua-hammers and Gauntlets of greater thorns would be helpful, but Larry knew that if he was to have any chance out there, it would be because of his breastplate of +5 charisma.

This is the "hot 18 year old chick" you were sexing up online last night.

Snorg Tees seems to have run out of ideas....and models.

No one EVER asks Santa what he wants for Christmas.

His belly may be like a bowl full of jelly, but his cock is like a steel pipe full of orgasms.

When Hillary withdrew from the race, Bill could finally express himself.

The most disappointing rush week ever for Sigma Epsilon Chi.

Osama Bin Laden chose to hide in public by disguising himself as an average American.

after sleeping for 20 years Rip Van Winkle had only two things on his mind, and he was all out of water..