in America people eat eggs, and there are dog-catchers. in Vietnam people eat dogs, and there are egg catchers.

Tang didn't know what the hell was wrong with his dog, but he was glad he brought the pooper scooper.

The name is Robert, assholes. It's not Li, Tan, Chon or Wang. Robert fucking Davis.

Street crews clean up after Hillary Clinton appearance.

on the 6th of august 1945, yim hong pui thinks to himself "ok so i broke some eggs, but i think my luck is about to change"

Street wokker.

Japan: Small people, small tits, small dicks, tiny shovel handles, HUGE OMELETTES.

QUICK- five second rule

As humans continually encroach on their territory, thousands of eggs are killed in their annual migration to the nesting sites.

*Insert bad yoke here*

he he he that truck has 69 on it!

Nobody could egg a house like Chon.

In China you are only allowed to have one egg. The rest are aborted.

How egg-drop soup is made.

After liberally applying as much sperm as possible, Hong harvested the eggs for transport to the incubator.