15 people die in warehouse fire while PETA manages to rescue pigeon.
Hydrashok158Diffusing a pigeon is about as stressful as it gets for a rookie
crispy"I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and call him George...."
Grayson5 minutes later the bird flew into a closed window, making Pete's efforts all for not.
comewhatmayYou thought you'd get away with it. Well we finally got you, you cooing son of a bitch.
Mr.Bonewell"its ok your safe now" the pigeon soflty said to the distraught fireman
noodlieOfficer Jack McFeathers... I don't like your methods, but DAMMIT you get RESULTS!
TheJakeMichael Bay remakes "The Birds".
Joe OlivetoWait, if the canary turns black, is it still safe in the mine?
doots_lamourWhen Bob told everyone he was going to "stroke the pigeon," they just assumed he was masterbating again.
sallanNewest on the Iraqi black market: Combustible Pigeons
DarkThe training of attack pigeons is a very dangerous business.
hamletThe endangered farting blackbird of Timbuktu had to be approached with great caution.
knightwhosaysniMan-bird love requires more protective measures than your standard condom.
doots_lamourAs John prepared to squish the life out of the ungodly beast, the Pigeon tightened it's sphincter, another wave of flatulence having just come upon him....
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