15 people die in warehouse fire while PETA manages to rescue pigeon.
Diffusing a pigeon is about as stressful as it gets for a rookie
"I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and call him George...."
5 minutes later the bird flew into a closed window, making Pete's efforts all for not.
You thought you'd get away with it. Well we finally got you, you cooing son of a bitch.
"its ok your safe now"
the pigeon soflty said to the distraught fireman
Officer Jack McFeathers... I don't like your methods, but DAMMIT you get RESULTS!
Michael Bay remakes "The Birds".
Wait, if the canary turns black, is it still safe in the mine?
When Bob told everyone he was going to "stroke the pigeon," they just assumed he was masterbating again.
Newest on the Iraqi black market: Combustible Pigeons
The training of attack pigeons is a very dangerous business.
Man-bird love requires more protective measures than your standard condom.
The endangered farting blackbird of Timbuktu had to be approached with great caution.
As John prepared to squish the life out of the ungodly beast, the Pigeon tightened it's sphincter, another wave of flatulence having just come upon him....