Craptions Classics May 03, 2008

"What, Mardi Gras is next Tuesday? Shit. Can we see your tits anyway?"

Fairview

Other Craptions

Loony Toons: Where Are They Now?

Trevor Moorehouse

"So I told that fly eating motherfucker , he better get his green ass out of my seat...Why are you shaking your head, Dog?" "There's a frog right behind me, huh?"

KenMasters

Hanna Barbera on acid.

Dark

*Hint* It's in Europe.

Dark

Whatever is going on in that store window behind them is obviously much more impressive.

cybrweasel

If LSD had a poster....

Dark

"you feel anything yet?" "nothing" "man it should have kicked in by now" "yeah nothing i think we got ripped off. let me ask the giant chicken & two legged dog in front of me if they know where to get the good shit"

badonia

Wanna join the Ku Kluck Klan?

knightwhosaysni

No one notices the frog in the background....

Dark

The Macy's Armistice Day Parade didn't have as much of a budget.

knightwhosaysni

There's been a murder in Toon Town!! Detectives Tango and Cash go under cover to solve the mystery.

vigilante

The Barnyard Mafia's new enforcer Bingo was just a little...special.

MechMedic130

"No mommy I don't want to hug him," little Tina screamed. "I'd rather go back to Disney World and let Tigger touch me again."

Questionevil

Although he tried to be polite, he just couldn't help but notice the dog's lazy eye.

imafishy
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