In hindsight, this was a poor choice for the getaway car.

MSNBC Chris Hansen's mobile command post.

"If you don't qualify for the handicapped permit, there is a batshit insane permit you can apply for..."

Kind of a sick way to honor the girl you ran over...

Seriously, your license plate is Three Three Three Three?

Just what Asian drivers need: another distraction on the road.

Blue Balls mobile response unit.

In some countries, simply being registered in a government database as a sex offender just isn't enough.

"Let's see, now where did I park?"

Quiet Please. Abducted children on board.

The most effective anti-theft device ever concieved by man

If someone would throw a jar of mayo at the back of that van it could easily be the most disturbing thing ever.

Me so horny.

Smell my finger?

If this rig's a rockin'...please don't tell anybody.