Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this.
Zoo06This is how Republicans picture a gay wedding.
nailbenderI don't understand! You said your kid liked balloon animals. Can we at least have a piece of cake before we leave?
wilhelmI guess cameras really DO capture people's souls.
CavalierXNot pictured......self respect
googlethis22I thought the live-action "World of Warcraft" movie was going to look better than this.
CavalierXPeople will think we're waiters with these black pants.
Hydrashok158"Question for Bachelor #1... if you could be a balloon animal, what kind of animal would you be?"
CavalierXWE'RE HERE FOR YOUR WOMEN!!!
PurpleMartinThe recent merger between the land of Oz and San Fransisco went exactly like people thought it would.
magnumD.R."So, I decided to mix NyQil and Red Bull and let them fight it out.." "Then what happened?" "Ummmm.. Nothing. Nothing at all."
Jenna_Tullwortz"I'm a scaaary dragon!" "I'm a Thundercat!" "I'm getting fucked by Tigger!" "You're such a knob, Brad."
Henry A LeeNot Pictured: Manbearpig.
magnumD.R.Dudes, that looks aweso-- wait. Dockers? You wore fucking DOCKERS?
CrenshawFrank was the shortest of the three bachelors, but he had faith that the women would notice his large hands an make the obvious assumption.
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