Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this.

This is how Republicans picture a gay wedding.

I don't understand! You said your kid liked balloon animals. Can we at least have a piece of cake before we leave?

Not pictured......self respect

I guess cameras really DO capture people's souls.

I thought the live-action "World of Warcraft" movie was going to look better than this.

People will think we're waiters with these black pants.

"Question for Bachelor #1... if you could be a balloon animal, what kind of animal would you be?"

WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR WOMEN!!!

The recent merger between the land of Oz and San Fransisco went exactly like people thought it would.

"So, I decided to mix NyQil and Red Bull and let them fight it out.." "Then what happened?" "Ummmm.. Nothing. Nothing at all."

Not Pictured: Manbearpig.

Dudes, that looks aweso-- wait. Dockers? You wore fucking DOCKERS?

"I'm a scaaary dragon!" "I'm a Thundercat!" "I'm getting fucked by Tigger!" "You're such a knob, Brad."

Frank was the shortest of the three bachelors, but he had faith that the women would notice his large hands an make the obvious assumption.