Ancient Mayans protected the door to the city by making sure anyone using a battering ram would suffer from crippling homo-erotic embarrassment.

3 bedroom, 3,400 square feet, pool, central air, good schools, quite street, evil.

HEY GUYS! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SIDEBURNS?? PRETTY BADASS EH?

Front Door: Funny Back Door: Just Plain Weird

And suddenly the community realized that Barack Obama's church may indeed be slightly racist....

It was only through Word of Mouth that the location of the temple was discovered.

"Ok, Indy enters through the mouth, then he escapes through the penis, jumps over the side..." "Wait, what?" "Jumps over the side, then..."

IGNORE ME!

"Hi, in your ad for 'groundskeeper,' I was wondering why you listed 'dentistry experience highly desirable.'"

The "Extreme Makeover/Punk'd" crossover episode was hilarious.

My wife left me last week. Now everything I see reminds me of her.

The Temple of Shouting wasn't a popular tourist attraction.

Gruesome by today's standards, the original Mayan game of Hungry Hungry Hippos gobbled human heads instead of little white pellets.

Nothing that entered the temple ever came out the same. Except corn.

It's not widely known that Frank Lloyd Wright's thesis project at the University of Wisconsin sucked balls.