Less appealing than that "Eye of Sauron", the "Vagina of Sauron" attracted few tourists.
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"Went to a picnic, but it was just a big sausage-fest."
The lesser-known Meat-Henge is not nearly as popular with the tourists.
What many thought to be a large sausage was actually the worlds largest Douche-Bag magnet.
Do you love sausages and coins? Well come to Sausage and Coin Land and see the worlds largest sausage and coin!
Newest Pitch for a Cracked.com article: 22 Most Wasted Uses of Floodlights Ever.
Next on Fox: When Huge Statues of Stupid Shit Fall on Dumbasses
Does Paul Bunyan shit in the woods? Not always.
still makes more sence than scientology
"no i dont really have any hobbies.
well there is one thing......"
At least the Canadian flag had the decency to try to get out of the picture.
WANTED: GIANT BUN THIEF
4 Men 1 Sausage
"You know, Bill. I just bought a sports car to compensate."
"Shut up, Tom."
The missing link!