Less appealing than that "Eye of Sauron", the "Vagina of Sauron" attracted few tourists.

"What'd you do this weekend?" "Went to a picnic, but it was just a big sausage-fest."

The lesser-known Meat-Henge is not nearly as popular with the tourists.

What many thought to be a large sausage was actually the worlds largest Douche-Bag magnet.

Do you love sausages and coins? Well come to Sausage and Coin Land and see the worlds largest sausage and coin!

Newest Pitch for a Cracked.com article: 22 Most Wasted Uses of Floodlights Ever.

Next on Fox: When Huge Statues of Stupid Shit Fall on Dumbasses

Does Paul Bunyan shit in the woods? Not always.

still makes more sence than scientology

"no i dont really have any hobbies. well there is one thing......"

At least the Canadian flag had the decency to try to get out of the picture.

WANTED: GIANT BUN THIEF

4 Men 1 Sausage

"You know, Bill. I just bought a sports car to compensate." "Shut up, Tom."

The missing link!