Craptions Classics April 20, 2008

Peter: Woh, that kitten's got 1 hell of an ass. Paul: I know, i'm diggin' the blue dress as well Peter: ... no... i meant .... nevermind - We need to have a serious fuckin' talk about that soon though Paul

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Other Craptions

Yeah, like a caption is going to make this one any funnier.

knightwhosaysni

Stephanie gasped in horror as she simultaneously discovered both where stuffed animals come from, and where children's nightmares are made.

Sauerbraten

My goodness!! Look at how big the water bottle is that that guy is holding!!

levorticle

The Lion, The Witch and The Gaping Dog Anus - and lo she did climb through the black circle of uncertainty and was magically transported to the land of Narnia...covered in shit.

optimus_prime

Aint no Wonderland down that hole, Alice

dcSENTIENT

after five minuets of nervous waiting, it was unlikely beth's little brother tim was ever coming out

azel

Ok, that's freaking gross! Who the hell wears red shoes with yellow pants?

Baucom

The NeverEnding Story, the Extended Unrated Version now on DVD.

d_archangel

Would Chocolate Rain apply here as well???

Velvetm80

FINISH HER!

azel

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

turd_furgeson

What's more important to a realistic cat float? 1)A Tail 2)An Anus 3)Some Freaking Legs!

Gunho

Wants some candy little girl?

vigilante

now in its 15th series 'pimp my ride' was seriously running low on ideas

Jowseppy
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