Carl wondered if he'd EVER get a turn.

Sure, we only remember the meek, gentle side of Gandhi today, but let me tell you...

Truth in advertising laws hit Bacardi hard.

Accordion Hero wasn't as popular as its predecessors.

What actually killed the radio star.

This is the reason that the Nazis found Anne Frank.

CHOCOLATE RAIN....

Jeffery swore: if the old man played "Who let the dogs out" one more goddamn time...

"Ow My Back!" in G minor.

No matter how hard Gandhi rocked, Steve Carrel just wasn't impressed

"This is such a sausage fest." "Why don't you put that thing away then? The girls left because of you." "No way, musicians get more ass than a toilet seat." "Then at least put some fucking pants on."

in soviet russia old men are assholes...wall calendar was the lamest transformer...lunch is lunch...random 300 quote...two guys, one lamp...my life sucks a;lekrtjopisfhgnetgrkj

Wake up and pay rent, asshole.

Jim wished he saw pink elephants like normal people.

In an effort to get them off the streets, the city created a homeless gay bar...no cover.