This is the "that" that Meatloaf was talking about.

The horrific sight that greeted Cinderella as the clock struck 12 and the magic started wearing off her coach.

Early segways weren't very efficient, but were just as gay.

The judge may have been harsh, but this man will never drink and drive again.

There are bells on the reigns too. You know, in case someone doesn't see them coming.

manjockey74: hey what's up? a/s/l horseboy22: hi 45/man/cleveland manjockey74: so shot in the dark here but you wanna do something this weekend? horseboy22: what do you have in mind?

There's always two dicks that want to ruin casual fridays for everyone else.

Not pictured: Self Respect

It didn't take long for Joe and Larry to realize they were at the wrong convention.

When leprechaun's enslave humanity

All month Sarah's parents have been telling her she was getting a pony for her birthday. Boy is she going to be pissed.

Worst job ever. (Not pictured, following with a shovel)

Two guys somewhere in Germany. So what? I don't get it.

The International Lesbian Alliance presents the test pilot of their, "You fuck THIS gender?!" conversion propaganda directed towards straight women.

Despite having proper ID, Joe and Larry were refused entrance to see the Pope.