Craptions Classics April 14, 2008

98% of the clones were successful.

Henry A Lee

Other Craptions

With their slanted eyes, they'll never spot us!!

pontificus

The manager noticed the glaring problem with his staff's dresscode, 2 of them had their shirts untucked.

Gunho

56 girls 2 fluffy costumes 1 cup

fokudome

The 2008 Award Winner for Best Monster Costume to Trick People into Shaking Hands with your Penis.

Henry A Lee

"Dude, they're gonna find out." "Shh!" "But dude-!" "Just act natural!"

djseifer

When Fanboys martyr themselves this is what awaits them in Heaven. 72 Japanese Virgins dressed as Flight Attendants and 2 Oddly shaped vegetables for those occasional nights when they want something different.

Questionevil

Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichi-what-the-fuck?

Screamer

Superhal said "98% of the clones were successful." That was pretty funny.

darthbogus

Special entertainers were hired to cheer up the unadopted Chinese girls waiting to be incinerated. By far, this was the most successful Chinese social program ever.

Henry A Lee

Simon Says "Metamorph into a young asian flight attendant! Ahhhhh, Jeff and Steve you guys are OUT!"

TheJake

Even still, I'd fuck'em all.....ya, all.

ShoeShine

God Damn affirmative action.

rrichards

I guess you can't get a Wii in Japan either.

Henry A Lee

New anti-discrimination laws led to the hiring of many Pokemon at Japanese Airlines.

smittyp87
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