98% of the clones were successful.

With their slanted eyes, they'll never spot us!!

The manager noticed the glaring problem with his staff's dresscode, 2 of them had their shirts untucked.

56 girls 2 fluffy costumes 1 cup

The 2008 Award Winner for Best Monster Costume to Trick People into Shaking Hands with your Penis.

"Dude, they're gonna find out." "Shh!" "But dude-!" "Just act natural!"

When Fanboys martyr themselves this is what awaits them in Heaven. 72 Japanese Virgins dressed as Flight Attendants and 2 Oddly shaped vegetables for those occasional nights when they want something different.

Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. Konichi-what-the-fuck?

Superhal said "98% of the clones were successful." That was pretty funny.

Special entertainers were hired to cheer up the unadopted Chinese girls waiting to be incinerated. By far, this was the most successful Chinese social program ever.

Simon Says "Metamorph into a young asian flight attendant! Ahhhhh, Jeff and Steve you guys are OUT!"

Even still, I'd fuck'em all.....ya, all.

God Damn affirmative action.

I guess you can't get a Wii in Japan either.

New anti-discrimination laws led to the hiring of many Pokemon at Japanese Airlines.